Fun for Thursday.

What has happened??

No one blogs anymore? What's going on?.....
Ok, so I have decided to pose questions on my blog now. I am sure I won't get any responses, casue I am sure everyone is on Facebook........anyway.....

We are trying to do a Fundraiser for my group at school.
The question of the week is;
Would you buy a Gingerbread Man at school/work if they were selling them to raise money?

Or better yet....Just DON'T.

Call Me When You're Sober, by Evanescence.

Don't cry to me
If you love me
You would be here with me
You want me
Come find me
Make up your mind

Should I let you fall?
Lose it all?
So maybe you can remember yourself
Can't keep believing
We're only deceiving ourselves
And I'm sick of the lie
And you're too late

Don't cry to me
If you love me
You would be here with me
You want me
Come find me
Make up your mind

Couldn't take the blame
Sick with shame
Must be exhausting to lose your own game
Selfishly hated
No wonder you're jaded
You can't play the victim this time
And you're too late

So don't cry to me
If you love me
You would be here with me
You want me
Come find me
Make up your mind

You never call me when you're sober
You only want it cause it's over
It's over

How could I have burned paradise?
How could I - you were never mine

So don't cry to me
If you love me
You would be here with me
Don't lie to me
Just get your things
I've made up your mind

"Such As" is the new "Like"

Poor Miss South Carolina. I am sure everyone has heard about her incoherent answer at the recent Miss Teen USA pagent. Sadly her answer is a direct reflection of EXACTLY THE ANSWER SHE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN!! The American education system failed her, as it has failed other people who cannot interpret a world map. She is the GREATEST example of that, such as.........

What's Your Secret?

I have been reading the Post Secret website every Sunday for years. It amazes me how sad some of those secrets are. Sometimes I cry, but then I realize that most of the secrets that make me sad, are mine..........

Does this make his butt look big??

YouTube Memories.

Well, I've uploaded alot of my personal video's to YouTube this year, and never got around to posting any of them. Here's my "Drunken friends, and insane ramblings" collection. I hope you all enjoy them. They were taken over the last year or so, and one last night pre-ST Patty's bar hopping. WHOOO!!!

FACEBOOK: killing my blog......

A few weeks after Christmas my brother introduced me to FACEBOOK!. OOoopppss. Sadly, or maybe happily, for the blog world, FACEBOOK had killed my will to blog. I wasn't getting very many comments anyway, but with FACEBOOK, I get to hook up with old buddies and such. I feel like I have betrayed blogger. After all the years of wonder it has given me, I abandon it for something newer and more flashy. Kinda like the old friend who fucks you over and stabs you in the back, then says "Lets be friends" and then stabs away again........Dear old blogger: I promise to make more of an effort this month. The kind of effort I promised when I first signed up. You will not feel neglected again!!! I WILL remember everything you've done for me!!!
PS Here's a link to my FACEBOOK pics......
Pics

Wine really brings out your artistic side!!!

My friend LISA is AWESOME! And I'm not just saying that because I am Godmother to one of her kids, or that we've known eachother for 10+ years, OR that she pretty much knows every dirty little secret I have..........I am saying all this cause Sunday night I went over, and after a few bottles of wine she did THIS:

It's really artsy.....And Lisa is an amaaazzzing Makeup artist. And that's why i love it...It started as, "Lisa, do my makeup" Then lets make it Goth, then Oooohh Dress up in my goth clothes!! Then before ya knew it I was lyin on a Velvet cape and trying not to giggle while Lisa hovered over me with the camera, and Patrick kept screaming "BOUDOIR PICS!!! My Livingroom is a BOUDOIR STUDIO!!!" I think Lisa should start up a business!! But would she have to be drunk all the time??? Check out the rest of the pics by using the Title to link to my Facebook page....

You too can be a sad corporate joke.

"At a Bank of America meeting, some idiot had the brilliant idea to CHANGE the lyrics of U2's "One" and use it as corporate propaganda. Wonder if Bono was mad? Apparently the employee who posted/leaked the video, was reprimanded, this is unconfirmed.
Let’s take a step or two back from the wreckage. Perhaps Bank of America is doing us a favor here. By displaying a complete absence of taste, wit or sensitivity, they are lowering the bar for everyone. Maybe we should celebrate Bank of America for making our jobs easier.

“Hey Larry, how’s that new ad campaign coming along?”

“It’s just okay, I guess.”

“But it’s better than Bank of America, right?”

“Absolutely.”

“Great. Let’s knock off early.”

I have to say one thing nice: His voice doesn't suck so bad.....